Sympathy for the Drunkard
I love the Stones so much so when this happened I had to postify it
so just have some SYMPATHY
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Please allow us to introduce ourselves
We are drunks of smarts and taste
We have lived for twentysome years
Stole many a fan’s soul and faith
We were ‘round when Avatar
Had its ending of so much pain
Felt damn sure that canon end
Would not be our ship’s endgame
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess our name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our game
We stuck around with LOK
When we saw there was a chance for a change
Zutara killed with its shippers
But Bryke’s efforts were in vain
We made this blog
Kept feels going strong
When Bryke’s Kataang reigned
And Zutara sank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess our name
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our game
We watch with hurt
See our ship v. theirs
For a near decade
For ship wars we’ve made
You’re shouting out,
“THEY started these ship wars!”
When really y’all
They are theirs AND yours
Let us please introduce ourselves
We are drunks of smarts and taste
And we ALL made these shipper wars
Then get hurt hearing all those “no ways”
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed our name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our game
AW YISS
GET DRUNK BBS
[CUE INTERLUDE OF DRUNK SOBBING]
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed our name
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of our game
Yes, it’s EVERYONE who’s a criminal
Still ALL of us are saints
Well regardless
Just know we’re DZF
We have drunk feels without restraint
But if you ship this
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Speak only with true politeness
Or it’s your time you will waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed our name
Is it puzzling you?
This, the nature of our game?
Think steam bb, what’s our game
Think honeychild, a can ya guess our game
Think steam bb, what’s our game
We’ll tell everyone, we’re all to blame
(BOOZE BOOOOOZEEE)
(BOOZE BOOOOOZEEE)
[CUE DRUNK KATARA SOBBING INTO BOURBON]
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SHIP IN PEACE
